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john

Location: waikato

About Me I'm a cheerful, generous young lad from the North Waikato region , I enjoy hanging out at home and buying toys for my son, who I have every second weekend. I have a passion for anything American Indian, and I keep six huge tanks full of tropical fish, I'm a bit of a jack of all trades, I have two jobs, one being a mechanic/engineer and also self employed as a PC technician, but my work doesn't rule my life, I like to get out and have fun.
:lol: :-)

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works
every time).

Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what
you are talking about.

Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.

:angel: :rofl: =) |-) :hug: :angel: :rofl:

Music Listen to any thing and every thing

Movies love them and colect them

TV hate it

Books dont read

Likes rc cars ,motor bikes ,computers

Dislikes people that tell lies

Hobbies rc cars ,computers ,tropical fish

Heroes Peter Brock

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